The Real Mr. Darcy
Dear Pride and Prejudice and Kitties –
I am a lonely cat looking for my own Mr. Darcy, and I had hoped to find him in your book. But then I took a look and become very confused. Is Mr. Darcy this dyspeptic fellow? (Bet you thought I didn’t know that word!)
Or this one, who frankly looks a little scary:
I can hardly believe that this is how my dream-cat proposes to Elizabeth Bennet:
I’m beginning to think that whether he’s a classic tabby, a black-and-white, or a marmalade tom, he’s not all that great a guy!
But wait – here he looks kind of sweet:
And what about here? I’m so susceptible to soft belly fur!
So what I want to know is, which one is the REAL Mr. Darcy – the one who’ll let me settle down with him in his beautiful grounds at Pemberly? I’m rooting for the stripey guy in the picture frame. Or wait, maybe the one who’s rolling around the garden!
But uh oh – now I’m truly confused. How did a DOG get into this book?
Who you calling dyspeptic? Certainly not the handsome tabby in the first photo. He prefers to go by his given name, Lieutenant (brother of Captain) or lately, Plumpy Pie. He also very much likes being famous as a part of your book!